Gym

I went to the gym and did some stretches. I went to the gym, did some stretches and lifted some weights. I went to the gym, did some stretches, lifted some weights and ran on the treadmill. I went to the gym, did some stretches, lifted some weights, ran on the treadmill and did some…

Menu

If I could choose a menu I’d choose not one but four From the one I’d pick And from the four some more If I could eat for seven I’d have a meal or ten There’d be no room for afters I’d have to start again If I could fill my cupboard How the shelves…

Sausages

Sausages are bad for you A pork pie just the worst Hamburgers are terrible The bacon I banned first Sugar is not good for you Or syrup for that matter Have one biscuit but not two The cake will make you fatter Alcohol is something else Don’t over do the wine You cannot share a…