Menu

If I could choose a menu I’d choose not one but four From the one I’d pick And from the four some more If I could eat for seven I’d have a meal or ten There’d be no room for afters I’d have to start again If I could fill my cupboard How the shelves…

Bad Bake

Doilys, glaze and icing Frosting, lace and gloss Sorbet, frills and glitter Cherries, piping, snot

Jam

My life is like a jam It runs but also sticks The pips are on my face The sugar on my lips My life is like a biscuit It’s short but snappy too The crunch is what it’s all about Or dunking one anew My life is like a pudding It has a smaller plate…

Sausages

Sausages are bad for you A pork pie just the worst Hamburgers are terrible The bacon I banned first Sugar is not good for you Or syrup for that matter Have one biscuit but not two The cake will make you fatter Alcohol is something else Don’t over do the wine You cannot share a…