Jane and Pete

Jane and Pete went out to play They messed about for half a day Secretly they spent their time Ensuring it was quite sublime The secret of the two I keep For I am Jane and he was Pete

Bad Bake

Doilys, glaze and icing Frosting, lace and gloss Sorbet, frills and glitter Cherries, piping, snot

Jam

My life is like a jam It runs but also sticks The pips are on my face The sugar on my lips My life is like a biscuit It’s short but snappy too The crunch is what it’s all about Or dunking one anew My life is like a pudding It has a smaller plate…