I’m getting in my wardrobe
Because I want to hide
I know it will be cosy
When I am inside

I need to feel the cloth
About my naked self
I know this really is
Amazing for my health

I do it everyday
It’s such a massive help
Sitting in the wardrobe
Perching on a belt

The doctor says to stop
Don’t get in again
But now I know too well
The wardrobe is my den